I Can't Think Of A Name
I'm Max. I'm 17. I'm an awkward teenager.


*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine


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I want to be the first person to take a bong hit on the moon.


Just remember in about 40 seconds someone is about to commit suicide as we sit here blogging. This post goes out to the teens who took and will take their lives. Please just reblog this post to recognize them and don’t question whether or not you should. I promise it won’t ruin your blog type.


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


Scarface Mountain by Valerie Manne on Flickr.