I Can't Think Of A Name
I'm Max. I'm 17. I'm an awkward teenager.

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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drugsandtvshowsallday:

 

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot


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discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.


oh you have your period? well you have two options.
okay.
you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
sounds awful. what's my second option.
a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
still seems pretty awful.
wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.


i think i'll go with my third option.


what third option?
i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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theofficialcitycouncil:

It is that time of the year again. Autumn, the season of vegetable monarchy, is among us. Remember to praise your new vitamin enriched rulers. 

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.Tyler Kent White  (via nyu-tah)

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